|Name:||What's So Funny?|
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At the EDF base:
John: Everyone, someone just reported that they saw a flying saucer in the sky...
Charles: and we're going to investigate it, blah blah blah.
John: no, I've chose not to believe it.
Jose: and you bringing it up to us why?
John: so you can choose to believe it or not.
Jose: eh, after all the things that happened in the last few days, I'll believe it.
Charles: yeah, me too
The EDF received a transmission
Alien Baltan: people of Earth, I am Alien Baltan, and have a bomb, if you interfere with my plan I will activate it!
Charles: awesome! It's a Baltan! So...awesome.
Jose: you know he might kill us, right?
Charles: yeah, but it's AWESOME!
Max: sir there is nothing we can do, if we attack the Baltan, he'll detonate the bomb!
Amy: the Baltan is attacking the city right now!
Charles: we can't do anything!
The Baltan attacked for a few minutes, then disappeared.
The citizens began yelling around the EDF base asking why they didn't attack the Baltan.
John: Jose, send a message to all TV screens in the city, saying that the Baltan had a bomb.
Jose: yes sir!
John: Max, if the mob starts trying to open the door, tell me.
Max: yes sir.
Amy: sir, what if the Baltan is trying to trick us? What if it doesn't have a bomb?
John: someone has to investigate.
Max: why are you all looking at me?
John: you're the biggest.
Max: excuse me?!
John: not that kind of big! You're Ultraman Zach!
Max: how did you know?
Amy: who lives through crashing into a monster while blind?
Max: Zach and I have conversations about how obvious that was.
Jose: wait, I thought you were one person
Max: We share the same body, but I control it in human form, he controls it in Ultraman form.
Amy: he must not get much exercise
Max: oh, he shrinks to human size at night in ultraman form. He told me he was a regular at McDonald's
Charles: is that why there was a bunch of spiders in my pajama drawer?
Max turns into Ultraman Zach
Charles: why you little jerk!
Zach: I can grow and become a big jerk!
Amy: he's funnier than you Max.
Zach turns in Max again
John: let's get back on task people, Max and Zach, find out if the Baltan has a bomb.
Max: yes sir!
Max: how do we find a ship that we can't see?
John: hold on, the Baltan's back!
John: Max, never mind, Everyone, VTOL now!
Everyone: yes sir!
Alien Baltan: whaaat!?! No no no! This isn't supposed to happen!
Max: well it's happening!
Alien Baltan: fine I'm leaving!
The Baltan left in his ship, but encountered a monster that was headed for Earth
Alien Baltan: why are you headed for Earth?
The unknown monster roared as the Baltan noticed its dark surged powers
Alien Baltan: wow, imagine what I could do with that power!
The Baltan killed the monster using its claw beams and choking it.
The Darkness entered into the Baltan
Darkness Surged Baltan: Ho ho ho ho
Darkness Surged Baltan: I will return to Earth and attack using my new found powers!
The Baltan returned to Earth, and Max immediately turned into Ultraman Zach to fight the Baltan
Alien Baltan: I am the strongest Dark Surged being yet!
Ultraman Zach: I've only fought one before, that dark surged ultraman.
Alien Baltan: wait, Eleking and Pandon weren't dark surged?
Ultraman Zach: no, but you look powerful.
Alien Baltan: thank you. Ugh! You're getting me off topic!
Ultraman Zach: oh, yeah, let's fight!
Ultraman Zach grabbed the Baltan's hands, but was blasted away by the Baltan's new Dark Surged beam. Ultraman Zach punched the Baltan and was kicked away into a building
Alien Baltan: you don't have a chance Ultraman Zach!
Ultraman Zach: Shine Mode!
Ultraman Zach turned into shine mode, a more agile, faster form of himself that uses an Ultra Eye.
Alien Baltan: what! No!
Ultraman Zach: I've got a new beam to test on you, the Shine Ray!
Zach used the Ultra Eye, and the shine Ray killed the Baltan.
Charles: that was awesome!!!!
Jose: Zach's all blue!
Amy: blue is my favorite color!!
John: Zach has unleashed a new ability.
Max: he calls it Shine Mode.