- Note that the reason Ultraman Zach is on hiatus is because of Final Exams.
- PSAs will still come out during the hiatus because they are shorter than regular episodes.
- Please dont take these tips seriously, they are meant for entertainment, if you follow these tips you will fail! (Exept the first tip, follow that one)
Jose: Hello everyone, i am Jose from the popular Ultra Series Ultraman Zach.
Caboose: And I am Caboose from the same show.
Jose: It has recently come to our attention that many students across the world will be facing one of the most evil things that the Earth has to offer...
Caboose: Alarm clocks.
Jose: what? no, i meant Final Exams.
Caboose: What about Final Exams with alarm clocks?
Jose: No, just Final Exams...
Jose: As I was saying, this week is Final Exam Week for many schools across the globe.
Caboose: and we have decided to give all of you people some tips to pass your exams.
Jose: First, NEVER forget your pencils
Caboose: always have 3 sharpened pencils at your diposal, just in cas you lose one.
Jose: here is what happens when you dont have a pencil:
Caboose: Max and Charles are taking an exam.
Max: (whisper) Charles.
Max: Can i borrow a pencil?
Caboose: I am a teacher! Recess all day! YAAAAY!
Caboose: no recess all day.
Caboose: Max and Charles! You were talking during the exam! Your tests have been...inval...invalid...invalidated!
Jose: so always bring a few pencils.
Caboose: Now, John and Amy will be demonstrating how to get good sleep before your exams.
Jose: It is 9:00 the night before Amy's exam.
John: Amy, you need to go to bed.
Amy: can i finish this level?
Jose: it is now 3:30 AM and Amy still hasnt gone to sleep.
John: Amy...(yawn) go to bed!
Amy: Still havent finished the level!
John: What have you been (yawn) doing!
Amy: well, i got a snack, baked cookies, got a ride at the local llama farm...
John: we live near a llama farm?
Amy: well, i asked Caboose to act like a llama, then i rode him down the street for an hour throwing bananas at people's houses, made a cure for cancer, and launched the first manned rocket to Neptune.
Amy: then i came back here.
John: how did you do all that without me noticing?
Amy: I'm a ninja
John: go to bed!
Jose: Now Caboose and I will be demostrating how to get a good breakfast.
Jose gets out of bed
Jose: uh-oh... it's exam week!
Jose gets dressed and heads to the kitchen
Caboose: hello beloved child I have made you breakfeast
Jose: you mean breakfast?
Caboose: you say tomato i say... pomato
Caboose: I made you cereal an hour ago... but it's all mushy now... enjoy!
Caboose hands Jose a bowl of mushy cereal.
Caboose: I would make a great mother.
Max: This is a very healthy breakfast, eggs and bacon, pancakes, and waffles are not good for you and you wont be able to function when you have to take an exam.
Jose: Good luck on your finals everyone!