Charles: Hello everyone, welcome to my game show quiz, I'm your host, Charles Burke.
Charles: I will be asking Caboose here a few scientific questions.
Caboose: This sounds like fun.
Charles; ...for your invisible brain sure.
Charles: Let's start with the dinosaurs, what is a dinosaur Caboose?
Caboose: Dinosaurs are People that dine, on a plane... like a plane soars, so dinosaur.
Charles: No Caboose, a dinosaur is an ancient reptile from millions of years ago.
Caboose: oh, like John?
John: ha... ha. Very funny Caboose
Charles: What is biology?
Caboose: uh, isn't that the thing where someone writes about another person?
Charles: (whisper) God help me...
Charles: That's a biography you idiot.
Charles: What female black widows do to their mates after reproducing?
Caboose: The female eats the male's head to show him how much she loves him.
Charles: Wron...Right! He got it right! Jose! Amy! Max! John! Did you see that!?
Jose: John's getting coffee.
Charles: What else is new...
Caboose: I know!
Charles: That was a rhetorical question!
Charles: (Angry) Caboose, what part of the body do you eat with?
Caboose: Your butt.
Jose: It's true!
Jose: I built a time machine and accidentally stepped on an ant and now everyone eats with their butts...yeah.
Charles: I can't take this anymore!